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Why did the chicken cross the road? 

31%
45 deviants said Dr.Seuss says Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road but why it crossed, I've not been told.
17%
25 deviants said Freud says The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
17%
24 deviants said Einstein says Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.
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18 deviants said The Bible says And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
10%
14 deviants said Martin Luther King Jr. says I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
8%
11 deviants said Gordon Brown says I don't think I should have to answer that question.
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8 deviants said Darwin says Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

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SkyBlueTattoo Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Best poll ever. :heart:
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol:
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:icononeofthose-rachels:
oneofthose-rachels Featured By Owner May 13, 2010
that was a great poll! :)
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 13, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:D
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:icondreamcatcher88:
Dreamcatcher88 Featured By Owner May 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It was a quantum chicken - it existed on both sides at the same time. :lol:
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:iconmedreaming:
medreaming Featured By Owner May 19, 2010
Would that be another "Einstein says"? :lol:
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:icondreamcatcher88:
Dreamcatcher88 Featured By Owner May 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually... I have no idea - I just pulled it from a podcast I was listening to at the time. ^^;
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:iconundead-art:
Undead-Art Featured By Owner May 11, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Pecking feed was on the other side.....lol silly
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:iconartbycher:
ArtByCher Featured By Owner May 11, 2010   Traditional Artist
MLK! Great poll :lol:
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:iconjoyfulcolor:
JoyfulColor Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
:giggle:

(Do foxes in soxes cross roads too?)
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:iconauctorit:
Auctorit Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Best. Poll. Ever.
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 13, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol:
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:iconmithgariel:
Mithgariel Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:D
One of the best polls ever :p
Me and my friend both got a good laugh, and it was really hard to vote for just one, but I finally went for the Biblical :p
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 13, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:
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:icondecembersdemon:
DecembersDemon Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
i think this is the best poll i've ever answered.
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Polls rule :D There's a woodchuck one which rules more though :P
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:iconmedreaming:
medreaming Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Please link to it, I don't believe it can be much better!
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
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It's at my group :D
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:icontourdumondiste:
Tourdumondiste Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Loved that pole, I always agree with Einstein.
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Einstein is lord :D
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:icontourdumondiste:
Tourdumondiste Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
;) yeah, mine at least.
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:iconnedici:
Nedici Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Dr. Seuss all the way...Joys of having a four year old!
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:iconcp-art:
CP-Art Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
and god saw it, and declared that it was good.
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:iconjam-jam-morejam:
jam-jam-morejam Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
To get to the other side!?! i bet thats why!

Otherwise it'll be to see it's flat mate :D
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:iconthefulkrum:
TheFulkrum Featured By Owner May 11, 2010
:rofl:

I was JUST going to type that! :rofl:
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:iconjam-jam-morejam:
jam-jam-morejam Featured By Owner May 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:D Well, its the obvious answer :D
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:iconthefulkrum:
TheFulkrum Featured By Owner May 12, 2010
lol
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:icondeyys:
Deyys Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Dr. Seuss xD
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downloader47 Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
PHYSICS! :XD:

So it's gotta be Einstein xD also the chicken moves the earth as it crosses anyway (so little it's imperceptible though). But that means that both are true, not only is the chicken moving over the earth, but the earth is moving under the chicken :XD:
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:iconrushy:
Rushy Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Responses by the bucketload, and all for Chickens crossing roads!
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
I can now - you obviously voted 'I don't think I should have to answer that question..'
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
What did you click? :P
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:iconrushy:
Rushy Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Could you not discerne the vote by reading what it was I wrote?
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner May 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol: :lmao: :rofl:
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:iconmrs-sin:
Mrs-Sin Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Purely because I hate Freud and all his theories...
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