45 deviants said Dr.Seuss says Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road but why it crossed, I've not been told.
25 deviants said Freud says The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
24 deviants said Einstein says Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken is a matter of relativity.
18 deviants said The Bible says And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
14 deviants said Martin Luther King Jr. says I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
11 deviants said Gordon Brown says I don't think I should have to answer that question.
8 deviants said Darwin says Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.