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How would you tell a man that their fly is unzipped? 

32%
33 deviants said Other (Comment)
22%
23 deviants said Men are from mars, but what I see rhymes with Venus
20%
21 deviants said We have a security breach at Los Pantalones
10%
10 deviants said You've got Windows on your laptop
9%
9 deviants said The cucumber has left the salad
5%
5 deviants said Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells
3%
3 deviants said You need to bring your tray table to the locked and upright position

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:iconkarinta:
Karinta Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student General Artist
XYZ PDQ.
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:iconxario1:
Xario1 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You're fly is undone :\
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:wow:
So straight and to the point!
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:iconxario1:
Xario1 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, that's what some people don't like about me xD
But when a guys fly is unzipped, usually you can only see his underwear. Most guys don't go outside the house without underwear on
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:iconwdwparksgal:
WDWParksGal Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Are you selling hot dogs?
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL I luff you Phylis :D
:glomp:
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:iconwdwparksgal:
WDWParksGal Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
My sister and her family had never heard of that expression until one, fateful day. We were following her family down to Florida when all our kids were little. We stopped at a rest stop and my son came out of the bathroom, and my husband asked him that very sentence, "are you selling hotdogs?" He was only six-years old at the time, but he looked down and zipped up his drawers. That is when I turned and looked at my sister. She was laughing out loud along with her family. She had never heard of the expression :aww:
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:iconvocaloidotakurisa:
VocaloidOtakuRisa Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XYZ (eXamine Your Zip)
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:iconemerald-depths:
Emerald-Depths Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've never heard these. :XD:

I really like "Men are from mars, but what I see rhymes with Venus." :lol:
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scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I would whisper it to the person or take them aside first.
Some f those are first rate funny though!
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