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How would you tell a man that their fly is unzipped? 

32%
33 deviants said Other (Comment)
22%
23 deviants said Men are from mars, but what I see rhymes with Venus
20%
21 deviants said We have a security breach at Los Pantalones
10%
10 deviants said You've got Windows on your laptop
9%
9 deviants said The cucumber has left the salad
5%
5 deviants said Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells
3%
3 deviants said You need to bring your tray table to the locked and upright position

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:iconkarinta:
Karinta Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student General Artist
XYZ PDQ.
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:iconxario1:
Xario1 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Student General Artist
You're fly is undone :\
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:wow:
So straight and to the point!
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:iconxario1:
Xario1 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Student General Artist
Yeah, that's what some people don't like about me xD
But when a guys fly is unzipped, usually you can only see his underwear. Most guys don't go outside the house without underwear on
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:iconwdwparksgal:
WDWParksGal Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Are you selling hot dogs?
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL I luff you Phylis :D
:glomp:
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:iconwdwparksgal:
WDWParksGal Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
My sister and her family had never heard of that expression until one, fateful day. We were following her family down to Florida when all our kids were little. We stopped at a rest stop and my son came out of the bathroom, and my husband asked him that very sentence, "are you selling hotdogs?" He was only six-years old at the time, but he looked down and zipped up his drawers. That is when I turned and looked at my sister. She was laughing out loud along with her family. She had never heard of the expression :aww:
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:iconvocaloidotakurisa:
VocaloidOtakuRisa Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XYZ (eXamine Your Zip)
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:iconemerald-depths:
Emerald-Depths Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've never heard these. :XD:

I really like "Men are from mars, but what I see rhymes with Venus." :lol:
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I would whisper it to the person or take them aside first.
Some f those are first rate funny though!
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
Err I would say your zipper is open? :O_o:

Why go to so much complicated things? :?
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
For the lulz? :P
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
But what if someone doesn't get it? >_>
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:iconkarmiccircle:
KarmicCircle Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional General Artist
:)........."Beware the South-Wind!!!" (JC)
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:iconozone12345:
Ozone12345 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
I like the direct approach. Whisper in his ear...."you fly is unzipped." :-)
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:iconoverlydramatic123:
overlydramatic123 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
My option of choice would be, "Dude, seriously, I don't want to see that..."
These were all hysterical, though. :lmao:
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:iconfenris-kin:
Fenris-Kin Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Writer
"You're flying low"
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:icontimberclipse:
TimberClipse Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional Filmographer
"Getting a little cold down there?"

:lol:
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:iconlyricanna:
Lyricanna Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I've always been fond of "You're flying lower than Australia" XD
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:iconmarob0501:
marob0501 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The churchdoor is open
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:icondragonfly-oli:
dragonfly-oli Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
"Your fly is unzipped"?
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:icondarksoultea2:
darksoultea2 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: oh you guys have me in stiches! :lmao:

My favorites of the bunch
“The cucumber has left the salad” Kaz-D :D
"The gate is open, but the beast is asleep!" `Rushy :giggle:

But my vote for the best of the belly laughs goes to:
“Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells” Kaz-D :rofl:
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:iconkaz-d:
Kaz-D Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:D Never fail to amuse!
;)
:D
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:icondarksoultea2:
darksoultea2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Cheers! :iconcafeplz:
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:iconnewbie-writer207:
newbie-writer207 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Writer
"You're barn door is open!!" :XD:
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"La boutique ouvert" - that's how we say it in Creole and us girls used to say it a lot to the boys at school, if only just to see their faces. :rofl:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
o_OWhat does it mean?
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Your shop is open. :lmao:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
I know I wouldn't get it. It just becomes more confusing. D:
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you get the options in ^Kaz-D's poll?
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
Yes. If she hadn't told in the poll what it was all about, I wouldn't know what it actually means. My shop is open hardly helps since I don't own a shop or what if someone is indeed a real shopkeeper. Or owns a multibillion dollar chain store.

'You've got Windows on your laptop'
my mom's laptop is a mac. I don't have a laptop.

"The cucumber has left the salad"
This is weird. During Iftar, I usually chop all the cucumbers in small pieces for salad with tomatoes and put them in a large deep bowl.

"Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells"
err wha? o_O
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I really don't think you're understanding any of these options at all.
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
Well that's what I thought at first but since Kaz already mentioned it's about open zippers, that's what it means now I guess o_O But it would be easier to say what it meant directly rather than saying your you know who is open or something like that. How would one know what who are open :shrug: ?
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:iconastralseed:
Astralseed Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional General Artist
haha those are all neat.. though I'd just say "dude, your zipper is unzipped"
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:iconlor1000:
lor1000 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
I doubt I would actually say it...but the one I know is XYZ.
Hehe.
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:iconbeauvoirian:
beauvoirian Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
We have a security breach at Los Pantalones. :mib:

Also (and not unrelated): You're flying low.
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:iconcanankk:
Canankk Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
In Turkish we say "You have forgotten to close the door of your store and errand boy is still inside" :lol:
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:iconfallenumbrella:
FallenUmbrella Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"We have a security breach at Los Pantalones" :rofl:
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:iconmysticalangel101:
MysticalAngel101 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XYZ - Examine Your Zipper.

Oh my, these made me laugh :rofl:
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:iconalexandrasalas:
alexandrasalas Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Oddly enough, I've never had to deal with such a situation yet. :slow: But I like "Los Pantalones" option. :lol:
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:iconthesquarebrick:
TheSquareBrick Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
"You're flying low..."
But I'd only say that to certain men. :B
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:iconuae4u:
uae4u Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
In arabic we say, "Your store is open" :D
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:iconexillior:
Exillior Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
We say that in Mauritian creole too!!! :lmao: :highfive:
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:iconuae4u:
uae4u Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:P
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:iconintergrativeone:
Intergrativeone Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional General Artist
I wouldn't...
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:iconrushy:
Rushy Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
My fave two are:
"You have egg on your chin!" (Make them look down)
"The gate is open, but the beast is asleep!" just for laughs.
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:iconalexandrasalas:
alexandrasalas Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:lmao: The last one is priceless!
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:iconernie-e:
Ernie-e Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"Your hot dog stand is open"
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:iconkilroyjenkins:
KilroyJenkins Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
"Don't make me give you the Bobbitt treatment."
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:iconmagic-fan:
Magic-fan Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011   Writer
No comment. Just... no comment. :giggle:
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